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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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danauerbae:

cosmo sex tip: if he calls you “baby” in bed, shit yourself and start crying

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Anonymous: I want to die

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

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Straight White Boy Problem #493

straightwhiteboyproblems:

tried to post a snapchat video of me blowing smoke into the camera but my finger slipped off the button and it only got 3 seconds of me inhaling

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