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Anonymous whispered: how do straight white boys feel when they hug girls? like do you feel a girl's boobs against you?

straightwhiteboyproblems:

yeah all the time. check my favorite gif out tho

Posted 23 Apr with 903 notesreblog
Straight White Boy Problem #89

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i slept in for class on monday so my mom busted into my room, yelled at me and then threw the sheets off my bed. i was sleeping naked :o

Posted 23 Apr with 529 notesreblog
Straight White Boy Problem #90

straightwhiteboyproblems:

when ur friends have outgrown their ‘nerf gun’ phase and they want to start playing paintball but ur mom wont let u

Posted 23 Apr with 1,094 notesreblog
Straight White Boy Problem #92

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf

Posted 23 Apr with 38,635 notesreblog
Straight White Boy Problem #101

straightwhiteboyproblems:

girls take guys’ sweatshirts and flaunt them around like they have vanquished an enemy. Please stop telling people you are wearing my sweatshirt, I just want it back. I’m so cold

Posted 23 Apr with 8,280 notesreblog
Straight White Boy Problem #102

straightwhiteboyproblems:

telling a kid to swing when you both know that you both arent going to fight

Posted 23 Apr with 698 notesreblog
Straight White Boy Problem #124

straightwhiteboyproblems:

the urge to fart is unreal at all times

Posted 23 Apr with 367 notesreblog
Straight White Boy Problem #130

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*tells everybody about the sick knife throw that i had in call of duty from last night*

Posted 23 Apr with 641 notesreblog
Anonymous whispered: post problems about your cock

straightwhiteboyproblems:

problems about my cock:

  • wakes me up too early
  • annoys my hens
  • eats all my bird feed
  • is foghorn leghorn

image

there he goes

Posted 23 Apr with 1,391 notesreblog
Straight White Boy Problem #140

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my bedroom doesnt even have a natural smell anymore its just a bunch of farts. my mom is threatening to open a window. i know she will open one eventually. she did last summer.

Posted 23 Apr with 596 notesreblog
Straight White Boy Problem #172

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my friend thought it would be cool to practice his baseball swing in his room and he ended up breaking the ceiling fan so now hes grounded for three weeks and he cant play football with us later this week

Posted 23 Apr with 490 notesreblog

straightwhiteboyproblems:

feminism-and-iggys:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i walked into the bathroom and there were only two urinals but one was already taken so now i have to wait for the other guy to finish peeing i think im just going to use a stall.

The egos of boys and men are so fragile.

did u kno…

Posted 23 Apr with 900 notesreblog
Straight White Boy Problem #187

straightwhiteboyproblems:

when u are too high to watch tv and you cant move your arm to grab the remote and switch the channel to adventure time

Posted 23 Apr with 404 notesreblog
Straight White Boy Problem #192

straightwhiteboyproblems:

when people buy polos that arent ralph lauren im just like “why” but then i remembered that time my mom bought me an old navy polo because it was 50% off and u have to think about discounts and coupons and other peoples financial situations

Posted 23 Apr with 959 notesreblog