yeah all the time. check my favorite gif out tho
i slept in for class on monday so my mom busted into my room, yelled at me and then threw the sheets off my bed. i was sleeping naked :o
when ur friends have outgrown their ‘nerf gun’ phase and they want to start playing paintball but ur mom wont let u
i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf
girls take guys’ sweatshirts and flaunt them around like they have vanquished an enemy. Please stop telling people you are wearing my sweatshirt, I just want it back. I’m so cold
telling a kid to swing when you both know that you both arent going to fight
the urge to fart is unreal at all times
*tells everybody about the sick knife throw that i had in call of duty from last night*
problems about my cock:
- wakes me up too early
- annoys my hens
- eats all my bird feed
- is foghorn leghorn
there he goes
my bedroom doesnt even have a natural smell anymore its just a bunch of farts. my mom is threatening to open a window. i know she will open one eventually. she did last summer.
my friend thought it would be cool to practice his baseball swing in his room and he ended up breaking the ceiling fan so now hes grounded for three weeks and he cant play football with us later this week
i walked into the bathroom and there were only two urinals but one was already taken so now i have to wait for the other guy to finish peeing i think im just going to use a stall.
The egos of boys and men are so fragile.
did u kno…
when u are too high to watch tv and you cant move your arm to grab the remote and switch the channel to adventure time
when people buy polos that arent ralph lauren im just like “why” but then i remembered that time my mom bought me an old navy polo because it was 50% off and u have to think about discounts and coupons and other peoples financial situations